Jun 18, 2009

A Letter to the Developer: Updates and sweet releases from Bioware

Dear Bioware,

First, I would like to let you know that you never cease to amaze me. Why it doesn't seem that long ago that I picked up a copy of Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic and fell in love with you and your style of game development. Then not long after, my brother got a copy of Jade Empire and he too, became a loyal fan. You've blessed us with so many great and wonderful things, and yet, you're not through.

It wasn't long ago that I first saw your E3 trailer for Star Wars: The Old Republic and then your other E3 trailer for the latest developments for Mass Effect 2. I must say, well done my friend, well done. As usual, I was blown away at the quality of the graphics, intrigued at the complexity of the plot lines, and bedazzled at the promise of the gameplay. Bioware, if you were a person, and a female person, I would ask you to marry me. But since you're not a person, and a corporation of many many men, I most likely won't.

A few issues though. Why are you only releasing the Old Republic only on PC? Don't you realize half (or even more) of your followers are young adults who have realized that PCs are pieces of garbage and have made the conversion to Mac?
Also, as a personal preference, I would have much rather seen another RPG as opposed to an MMORPG.

Good work on Mass Effect 2. It looks like it's going to be one hell of a sequel.

And Mass Effect 2


naas said...

The star wars preview looks absolutely sick! I haven't looked up the specs yet to see if my (beloved) pc can handle running it. I have a mid-low key gamers graphics card so I'm not sure

Anonymous said...

I've been working at Bioware for a long time now, and I came across your blog by accident. Ill tell you right now, our boss does not care, He laughed at you... infact I can still hear him laughing.

LSDiesel said...

Good. Always glad I can provide people with a chuckle, whether or not its at my expense.

In reality though, you're probably just a douche from geekologie who has nothing better to do than be a cyber-bully. Well if that is the case, bring it on dickhead!